LOST FAQs
The series finale of Lost was on last night, and judging from the millions of confused Tweets by die-hard fans, there were a lot of loose ends.
In an effort to help you rabid Losties, here are the answers to some of Lost’s Unanswered Questions.
Q: Why did the Others want Walt?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What is the meaning of the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: Who built the statue of the foot with four toes?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What happened to all the people who were on the island who didn’t crash on the Oceanic flight but were living normal lives in the “real” parallel world?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What happened to Miles’ dad? And what happened to Cindy the flight attendant?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What’s the deal with the black horse?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: Why don’t Richard or Jacob age?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What Happened to the Man In Black and Jacob When Juliet detonated Jughead?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What’s the deal with “the infection”?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: Who sent Kate the letter telling her that her mother had cancer?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: Why did the Smoke Monster kill the pilot? Why did it kill Echo?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: Who was “R.G.” from the bracelet?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
Q: What is the significance of the Egyptology references?
A: It doesn’t matter. Everyone’s dead.
To Quote Pete Townsend
“Why Should I Care? Why Sould I Care…Out of My Brain on the Train…” and the show is dead…
LOL
Good point.